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01/20/20: Pomp and Pence and the Siren Song of Armageddon

January 20, 2020 iambanapestflesh-melting, googly eyes, googly-eyed, hair, Iran, Iran war, Iran whispering, Jesus, Jesus-in-rockets, lead-lined, limerick, Mikes, mussed, pants, Pence, pockets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, Rapture or Bust, rockets, Trump, Trump limerick

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01/19/20: P.S. Don’t Forget the Sniffing and Blinking and Weird Pauses

January 19, 2020January 19, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, blinking, clowns, exult, exultation, farts, flames, heavy breathing, lies, lighting your farts on fire, limerick, mispronounce, nouns, poem, poet, poetry, pro tip, public speaking, send in the clowns, shame, sniffing, spark, spew, Trump, Trump limerick, unverified claimsLeave a comment

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01/18/20: I Could Have Said “Whichever Comes First,” But I Think You Get That

January 18, 2020 iambanapestdollar store, dumber, dying, election day, fun, greatness, greener, limerick, martial law, meaner, poem, poet, poetry, toilet-bowl cleaner, Trump, Trump limerick, wienerLeave a comment

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01/17/20: When You Are an Impeachment-Embattled Emotional Illiterate, Who Else Can You Talk To?

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020 iambanapest"choice", abortion, D&C, fabulous hair, I think I would have called him "Forbes", limerick, poem, poet, poetry, procedure, putative offspring, sharing, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump-scented airLeave a comment

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01/16/20: I Love the Poorly Educated, Still and Always

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020 iambanapestbronzed turds, counting, dense, fingeers, How dumb can millions of people be?, limerick, mainline, poem, poet, poetry, poorly educated, toes, Trump, Trump limerick, turdsLeave a comment

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01/15/20: My Squad Is the Squad That’s Most Pleasing to God

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 iambanapestattorney general, Bill Barr, Bondo®, crime as an erectile dysfunction treatment, crimes, dress-up gourds as world leaders, ED, erections, gourd, hard-ons, high cholesterol, LDL, limerick, Mike Pompeo, poem, poet, poetry, rickety boners, Rudy Giuliani, squad, squad goals, stew meat, sword, toner, troubled loner, Trump, Trump limerick, William BarrLeave a comment

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01/14/20: Fire Walk With Me (By Which I Mean, Fire Ride in a Golf Cart With Me)

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020 iambanapestAustralia, boo-hoos, bush fires, climate change, fires, jolly swagman, kangaroos, koalas, limerick, money, poem, poet, poetry, portfolio, scorched earth, Trump, Trump limerick, Twin Peaks, Wall Street, wallabiesLeave a comment

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