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11/26/20: Happy Cranksgiving to Adderall Who Celebrate

November 26, 2020 iambanapestAdderall®, crank, Cranksgiving, diet, dreams, genocide, limerick, meth, poem, poet, poetry, purple cow, sow, tenderloin, Thanksgiving, Trump, TurkeyLeave a comment
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11/22/20: Why Must You Take From My People the Most Splendid King They’ve Ever Known?

November 22, 2020 iambanapestbowels, buy a vowel, crud, dealmaker, king, limerick, my people, obsessed, old man, poem, poet, poetry, purchase, spendid, The Wheel, towels, Trump, Wheel of Fortune, wrong vowelsLeave a comment
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11/21/20: Avoid COVID Freakouts by Watching the Channel With the Statistically Improbably Number of Blondes

November 22, 2020 iambanapestbed, blonde, code red, covid-19, Fox News, freakout, Goldilocks, limerick, Papa Bear, poem, poet, poetry, Trump, uncontrolled spreadLeave a comment
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11/19/20: And People Say I Don’t Like Pets

November 19, 2020 iambanapestBarr, braunschweiger, disgrace, drizzle, limerick, loaf, mace, MyPillow, oaf, pets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, ponderous, pride of the race, run of the place, TrumpLeave a comment
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11/17/20: Even When I Sleep I Hear Their Massed Voices Glorying

November 17, 2020 iambanapest1962 Mets, bedbugs, bitch, bloated, breeder, flop sweat, glory, glorying, kitsch, limerick, loser, massed voices, rectal itch, tossed, Trump, whinerLeave a comment
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11/16/20: Redefining the Term “Food Coma” Before Your Very Eyes

November 16, 2020 iambanapestdressing, gravy, grifting, limerick, meat and potatoes, multiple chinners, over the river and through the woods, poem, poet, poetry, pumpkin pie, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Trump, whiteness, winners, winningLeave a comment
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11/12/20: Say Hello to My Big Shrouded Scythe-Swinging Friend

November 12, 2020 iambanapestblood, Blue Oyster Cult, cheap Tony Montana reference, don't fear the reaper, Grim Reaper, I'm With Stupid, jolly, lick, limerick, not cool, poem, poet, poetry, Reaper, say hello to my little friend, scythe, shroud, tool, TrumpLeave a comment
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11/11/20: “Why Won’t You Monsters at Least Give Him Time to Process His Feelings?”

November 11, 2020 iambanapestconcede, concession, feelings, fuck your feelings, kitten, limerick, lying, monsters, old whore, poem, poet, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment
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11/09/20: Bangs, Whimpers, etc., etc.

November 9, 2020 iambanapestbang, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, limerick, marital aids, not with a bang but a whimper, Philadelphia, Philly, poem, poet, poetry, Punch and Judy, Rudy Giuliani, T.S. Eliot, Trump, whimperLeave a comment
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11/03/20: One More Opus Posthumous for the Road

November 3, 2020 iambanapestbirds, dead, death, election day, freezing, huh, I'm melting, limerick, miserable, op. posth., opus posthumous, poem, poet, poetry, shlong, so long, songs, the sea at first light, TrumpLeave a comment
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