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03/31/20 (2): These Plague Briefings of Mine Have a Carefully Calibrated Format

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020 iambanapestblitz, briefing, coronavirus, covid-19, death toll, large, liar, lies, limerick, lying, mendacity, plague, poem, poet, poetry, race-baiting, ratings, testing kits, Trump, well-formedLeave a comment

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03/31/20: I Will Also Have Any Brioche That Happens to Be Lying Around, Smartypants

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, bread, brioche, cake, devil, Dow, du pain, fire-engine red, gateau, let them eat cake, limerick, Marie Antoinette, poem, poet, poetry, qu'ils mangent de la brioche, stock market, things you can count on, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/30/20: Callousness Is Next to Phallusness

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 iambanapestcallousness is next to phallusness, compassion, death toll, don't believe the hype, fashion, he gets it, limerick, orange herring, poem, poet, poetry, red herring, the day he became president, Trump, tuftLeave a comment

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03/29/30: I Am Obsessed With Ratings Because I Believe the Foremost Duty of a President Is to Entertain

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020 iambanapestantics, Atlantics, baggy-pants comedian, body count, dementia, humor, limerick, obsessed, poem, poet, poetry, ratings, semantics, that's entertainment, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, vaudevilleLeave a comment

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03/28/20: How Am I Supposed to Do My Job If You People Don’t Kowtow Properly?

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020 iambanapestappreciation, breathing machines, doctors, gauze, kowtow, limerick, medics, nurses, poetry, tax breaks, Trump, ventilators, white dudes named BrentLeave a comment

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03/27/20: Hey, Golden Agers! Tired of Flushing Toilets With Your Elbow?

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 iambanapestbulldozer, coots, coronavirus, covid-19, crones, crow, flushing, golden agers, group activities, hit the road, hoary, limerick, mass grave, old farts, oldsters, poem, poet, poetry, rooster, senior citizens, shove off, toilet, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, White House mailbagLeave a comment

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03/26/20: What Images of the Regime for Which You’re Dying Will Flash Before Your Eyes as You Breathe Your Last?

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 iambanapestbandolier, beer, big stupid ears, Brett Kavanaugh, clout, death panels, droughts, floods, frat boy, grandparents, judge, justice, limerick, mall walkers, orange ears, poem, poet, poetry, regime, rich fucks, SCOTUS, senior citizen, small fingers, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, volunteersLeave a comment

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