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09/19/18: She Knows Very Well That Eric Is An Avid Mario Kart Player

September 19, 2018September 19, 2018 iambanapest"creativity", anyone who can fart music is the Picasso of my world, Brett Kavanaugh, limerick, Mario Kart, my precious penis, poetry, Saturday Night Live, Stormy Daniels, the arts, Toad, Trump, Yeti pubesLeave a comment

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I Totally Believe the Woman, but I Just Don’t Care

September 18, 2018September 18, 2018 iambanapestBrett Kavanaugh, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, limerick, my behind, my bench, non-French kissing, poetry, SCOTUS, Supreme Court robes by Febreze, TrumpLeave a comment

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09/17/18: I Can’t Tell If You’re Waving or Drowning, and Furthermore, I Don’t Care

September 17, 2018 iambanapest"Come on back to the raft!", Big Macs, breast implants, flotation devices, gold plating, graft, limerick, poetry, Republican bullshit, trickle-down theory, Trump, umbrageLeave a comment

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09/16/18: Everyone Knows Paper Towels Are the Linchpin of Disaster Relief

September 16, 2018 iambanapestabsentee dad, bowels, Hurricane Florence, limerick, paper towels as the linchpin of disaster relief, poetry, they call me the quicker fucker upper, TrumpLeave a comment

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09/15/18: My Mind Never Stops Churning Out Brilliance

September 15, 2018 iambanapestTrump, limerick, golf, poetry, tariffs, I love how so many sheriffs have those big guts and tiny eyes, my whims, flubs, billy clubs, shrubbery, a grub-based diet can be very healthy--for losersLeave a comment

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09/14/18 (2): Such Acrobatics Are Unseemly for a Person of Paul Manafort’s Years

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 iambanapestlimerick, Manafort, Meuller, mixed drinks à la Putin, plea deal, poetry, Russianized riches, signature stink, tiddlywinks, TrumpLeave a comment

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09/14/18: The Storm Surge Will Undoubtedly Inundate the Pig-Shit Lagoon That Is My Brain

September 14, 2018 iambanapest"empathy", blame dodging, drowning, Hurricane Florence, limerick, name butchery, pique, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment

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