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01/17/19: Donald Trump and the Deathly Wallows

January 17, 2019January 17, 2019 iambanapestbastardy, dead and loving it, glue, huffing, limerick, opus posthumous, poetry, post-mortem hair growth, Trump, wealth, yokelsLeave a comment

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01/16/19: I Don’t Fear Turning Into a Pillar of Salt. A Pillar of Suet, Maybe.

January 16, 2019January 16, 2019 iambanapestBlack Sea views, dacha, great falls, Joshua Tree, land of the free, limerick, malls, poetry, special, TrumpLeave a comment

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01/15/19: Watch Me Get Rid of This Pesky Fly Just By Shuddering My Haunch Skin

January 15, 2019January 15, 2019 iambanapestblue-ribbon dairy cows, fodder, good people make the best cud, hoof-tweeting, limerick, parallel universe, poetry, teats, Trump, usually when I'm rage-tweeting it just means my udder is painfully distendedLeave a comment

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01/14/19: This Will Cover Pretty Much Anything That Might Come Up

January 14, 2019January 14, 2019 iambanapestemoluments clause, limerick, national emergency, Obama, old tires, pants on fire, poetry, Trump, wearing a wireLeave a comment

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01/13/19: By the Way, I Had My Translator’s Notes Deep-Fried and I Ate Them With Honey Barbecue Sauce

January 13, 2019 iambanapestLeave a comment

In light of current news reports, I’m reposting this Trumperick from last August 25th.

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01/13/19: By the Way, I Had My Translator’s Notes Deep-Fried and I Ate Them With Honey Barbecue Sauce

01/12/19: You Speak of Liberty, but Do You Understand Its Ramifications?

January 12, 2019 iambanapestbest self, breast augmentation, daughter, filth, freedom, limerick, loathsome, lust, nasty, pee, poetry, prostitutes, Trump, vilenessLeave a comment

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01/11/19: After This Is Over, One of Us Is Writing a Check

January 11, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA cap, a bit of the old slap and tickle, brutish, dangerous liaisons, genitals, limerick, nasty, poetry, short, snorts, Trump, warts

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