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05/24/19: Not to Mention the Tic Tacs, Mentos, Binaca Squirts, and Listerine Spritzers

May 24, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, Democrats, Dems, dental care, halitosis, hygiene, limerick, MAGAs, meth, oral, Party of Death, poem, poetry, toothbrushing, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/23/19: You Were Warned Not to Provoke the Rare and Noble Ginger Bison

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019 iambanapestbison, calling a halt, clusterfuck, generic, ginger, in my room, licking, limerick, not my fault, poem, poetry, salt, shut it down, tantrum, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/22/19: If Chopin’s Instrument Had Been a Human Brain Steeped in Beef Tallow and Adderall…

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019 iambanapest30000 feet, Air Force One, birdies, czars, dark, darkness, freight cars, limerick, nocturne, pars, plains, poem, poetry, reality, stars, The Apprentice, the state of being unmurdered, trains, Trump, TV, visible

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05/21/19: I Was Never Good at Moral Calculus. Or Morality. Or Calculus. Or Algebra. Or Finger-Painting.

May 21, 2019 iambanapestalcohol, bending toward justice, bends, dreamer, femur, gall, grain, justice, limerick, load-bearing, loser, Martin Luther King, Obama, poem, poetry, quote, scoundrels, the arc of the moral universe, Theodore Parker, transcendentalism, Trump, wallsLeave a comment

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05/20/17: Everything Is Going Exactly According to Plan, Except Slower

May 20, 2019 iambanapestcheap, democracy, interim, kind of, kinda, limerick, poem, poetry, simulation, status, subjugation, Trump, update

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05/19/19: There Is No 12-Step Program for This, Nor Would I Want One

May 19, 2019 iambanapestbaby aspirin, cheeks, chili dogs, cocaine, drool, explosives, gunpowder, head rush, kaboom, limerick, nuclear fuel, plastique, poem, poetry, the power of speech, tongue, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/18/19: Nothing I Did Would Raise the Eyebrows of a Typical Real-Estate Mogul

May 18, 2019 iambanapest$1 billion, a billion dollars, barge, easy come, easy go, food scraps, gnawing, greased guts, limerick, living large, nation of laws, paws, poem, poetry, rat, slippery, taxes, TrumpLeave a comment

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