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03/23/19: You Will See the Report Just as Soon as I Have Read It in Its Entirety, Including the Footnotes and the Acknowledgment Page

March 23, 2019 iambanapestaffairs of state, class (the lack thereof), court packing, decorum, limerick, Mueller report, orangutans (the asses thereof), poem, poetry, Trump, wart flashingLeave a comment

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03/22/19: It’s Not So Much a Jingle as It Is a Mob Chant, But It’s Mighty Catchy All the Same

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 iambanapest2020, advertising, America, bumper sticker, campaign, chicken nuggets, coffin, fucking, jingle, limerick, luck and its shit-outerism, mob chant, poem, poetry, pressed shredded chicken and carnal knowledge, Trump, voter fraudLeave a comment

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03/21/19: Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Who’s the Bitterest of Them All?

March 21, 2019 iambanapestblowhard, chickenshit, dead inside, John McCain, limerick, Miss Teen USA, missus, mobsters' liens, orange Narcissus, poem, poetry, spleen, tapeworm, Trump, war heroLeave a comment

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03/20/19: The Best Photo Is the One of Me Looking Coquettish in Just a MAGA Cap and a Long Tie

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, anorexia + silicone = Helen of Troy, centerfold, cheapness, electric golf carts, I buy it for the articles, limerick, magazine, mold, national pride, Playmate questionnaire, poem, poetry, stone-cold killers, taxes, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/19/19: Just a Typical Week in This Best of All Possible Billionaire-Driven Worlds

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019 iambanapestbillionaires, black sites, Boeing, limerick, mass killings, murder, poem, poetry, snuffing, The Great Inflamer, Trump, Trump-inspired violence, unaccompanied minors, white supremacyLeave a comment

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03/18/19: Rewriting Beloved Patriotic Songs Is Just One More Aspect of the Leadership I Provide

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019 iambanapestAmerica the Beautiful, blowing smoke, con man, daughters, happiness is a nation of smoke-filled asses, king, limerick, of thee, oh beautiful for mendacious skies, poem, poetry, sexual harassment, smokiness, the top 0.1 percent, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/17/19: Les Tyrans S’Ennuient le Dimanche (That’s French for “Take Me to the Golf Course”)

March 17, 2019March 17, 2019 iambanapesta child's dread is a precious thing to behold, Charles Trenet, cloister, Les enfants s'ennuient le dimanche, limerick, mutterings, offspring, oyster, poem, poetry, the head, Trump, Trump young'uns, whorehouse, worldLeave a comment

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