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07/07/20: To Mask or Not to Mask? What a Stupid Question

July 7, 2020July 7, 2020 iambanapestavatar, covid-19, fit for a queen, gay, greasepaint, hair-care routine, infection control, limerick, lying about one's weight, machismo, makeup, mask, orange, poem, poet, poetry, Trump, ur-man, weightLeave a comment

07/06/20: Republican Gerontology Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

July 6, 2020July 6, 2020 iambanapestbitter, bra snapping, brassieres, cheap Love Story reference, dirty old man, gerontology, GOP, limerick, open raincoat, peddle, poem, poet, poetry, Republican, Trump, Twitter, white fearsLeave a comment

07/05/20: How Dare You Question the Judgment of My Cult Members?

July 5, 2020July 5, 2020 iambanapestbra, cooties, cooties d'état, cult, Cult 45, freak, great with foal, huzzah, Jabba the Hutt, limerick, naked mole rat, poem, poet, poetry, shah, The Great on Hulu, TrumpLeave a comment

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07/04/20: Many People Are Saying the Heads of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln Wept Real Tears

July 4, 2020July 4, 2020 iambanapestAbraham Lincoln, dumb vandal, fireballs, fireworks, Fourth of July, George Washington, Independence Day, Lee Greenwood, limerick, low-energy, mass murderer, Mt. Rushmore, poem, poet, poetry, Roman candle, sacred ground, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, TrumpLeave a comment

Washington Post: At Mount Rushmore, Trump exploits social divisions, warns of ‘left-wing cultural revolution’ in dark speech ahead of Independence Day

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07/04/20: Many People Are Saying the Heads of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln Wept Real Tears

07/03/20: Amid Pandemic, Trump Org. Launches Luxury Skin- and Hair-Care Line

July 3, 2020July 3, 2020 iambanapestdead, decomposition and the fruits thereof, disinfectant, drink disinfectant, expectant mothers, hair care, high-end, humectant, Jo Blow, Joe Blow, limerick, liquids, luxury, pandemic, poem, poet, poetry, skin care, Trump, Trump Org., Trump OrganizationLeave a comment

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07/02/20: How Dare You Suggest I’ve Never Experienced Hardship?

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020 iambanapestbluff, colon, darkness, disease, embezzlement, greed, hardship, hoarders, hoarding, limerick, personal enrichment, poem, poet, poetry, stolen, swollen, tendons, theft, TrumpLeave a comment

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07/01/20: For White People Who Have Considered Solidarity / When Hand-Wringing Is Enuf

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020 iambanapestFor Colored Girls..., hot soup, institutional racism, Jesus, limerick, moral billing practices, Ntozake Shange, poem, poet, poetry, racism, solidarity, systemic racism, Trump, white peopleLeave a comment

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06/30/20: In My Imagination, the Trump Presidential Library & Meat Locker Has Already Been Built

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 iambanapestaspic, casket, cholesterol, discharge, feet, glass, gleet, gonorrhea, Lenin's tomb, limerick, meat locker, old golfer, pickled, poem, poet, poetry, pus, street, stuffed, taxidemied, taxidermy, the clap, Trump, Trump presidential library, venereal diseaseLeave a comment

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06/29/20: I’m Not the One Who Needs the Slaughterhouses to Stay Open

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020 iambanapestabattoir, blue whale, brutal, covid-19, flense, hale, juices, limerick, meat, meatpacking plant, pail, poem, poet, poetry, slaughterhouse, stomach, TrumpLeave a comment

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06/28/20: The Secret to a Great Speech Is the Zingers. You Gotta Have Zingers. And Pathetic Suckups. Zingers and Suckups. That’s the Whole Deal Right There.

June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 iambanapestanalog clock, applause lines, bounties, bounties on American troops, buy stocks, Die of COVID, dumb, dumber, in hock, limerick, moss on a rock, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, Russia, Russian, Sieg Heil, speech, suckups, sycophancy, sycophants, Trump, Trump rally, zingersLeave a comment

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