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06/26/19: After Eating, Always Wait at Least an Hour Before Attempting to Swim Across the Rio Grande in Search of Asylum

June 26, 2019June 26, 2019 iambanapest23 months, asylum seekers, Óscar Alberto Martínez Ramírez, border, Dora the Explorer, drown, drowned, drowning, limerick, migrants, papí, poem, poetry, Rio Grande, the fuck not given, Trump, Valeria Martínez RamírezLeave a comment

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06/25/19: You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Supped With Murderous Royals to Whom You’re Selling Secret War Tools

June 25, 2019June 25, 2019 iambanapestarms deals, butchery, chortle, dismemberment, friendship, host, Khashoggi, knuckles, limerick, MbS, mystery mince, poem, poetry, Prince, quince, Saudi Arabia, tea, toast, TrumpLeave a comment

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06/24/19: Trust Me, Kid, Sometimes Frozen Food Is Better Straight From the Box

June 24, 2019 iambanapestcement, child separation, cold soup, concrete, kennel, lawyer, legal counsel, limerick, pishposh, poem, poetry, red cent, soap, tent, toothbrushes, Trump, Trump concentration campsLeave a comment

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06/23/19: We Don’t Cover X-rays or Medication But We Do Provide Both Pre- and Postmortem Desecration

June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 iambanapestcold sweat, corpse desecration, Corvette, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, flattening, GOP, guns, hair gel, health care, healthcare, limerick, Obamacare, poem, poetry, Republican, Trump, unpayable debtLeave a comment

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06/22/19: Goodnight Concrete, Goodnight Wire, Goodnight Freedom, Hello Fire

June 22, 2019 iambanapestasylum seekers, border, cages, child detention, concentration camp, concrete beds, furnace, hell, human history, ICE, limerick, overcrowding, pens, poem, poetry, Sealy, secondhand, Trump

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06/21/19: I’m Itchin’ Like a Man on a Fuzzy Tree, and I’ve Never Climbed a Tree in My Life

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019 iambanapestAll Shook Up, babes, caressing, drone strike, Elvis, Graceland, Iran, Iran war, jumpsuit, leather, limerick, Many people are saying I'm the Elvis of end-stage capitalism, poem, poetry, porcelain death vehicle, Presley, rhinestones, squad goals, toilet, TrumpLeave a comment

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06/20/19: Anybody Know How to Say “Arbeit Macht Frei” in Spanish?

June 20, 2019 iambanapestarbeit macht frei, border, concentration camp, family separation, ICE, limerick, poem, poetry, Trump, Trump-brand hotels, unaccompanied minorsLeave a comment

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