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02/28/20: Presidential Thoughts at the End of a Viral Week

February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 iambanapestcoronavirus, corpses, covid-19, crap, fob, fobbed off, fobbing, limerick, nuclear waste, Pence, poem, poet, poetry, presidential, stock market, stress-induced diarrhea, tense, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, viral, virusLeave a comment

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02/27/20: Rogue CDC Report on Urgent Public Health Concerns

February 27, 2020 iambanapestbuns, CDC, Centers for Disease Control, coronavirus, covid-19, guns, hand washing, limerick, mitts, mouth, poem, poet, poetry, public health, spritz, the president, the runs, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry

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02/26/20: The Smell of It! The Tiny, Soul-Stirring Squeak of Its Bullshit-Friendly Tip!

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 iambanapest"science", afflicted, buy, coronavirus, covid-19, crooked smiles, dread, ill, limerick, nerds, poem, poet, poetry, Sharpie®, sick, sketch, stock market, stocks, symptoms, the dead, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virusLeave a comment

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02/25/20: Oh, How I Love Mike Pompeo’s Not-at-All-Fascistic “Commission on Unalienable Human Rights”

February 25, 2020 iambanapest"screw", Commission on Unalienable Human Rights, few, good Germans, human rights, limerick, mayonnaise, Mike Pompeo, poem, poet, poetry, shit, State Department, think, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, Trump-approved

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02/24/20: History’s Verdict (Advance Reading Copy)

February 24, 2020February 24, 2020 iambanapestadvance reading copy, ARC, bile, colluding, collusion, common bile duct, democracy, feelings, fuck your feelings, fuck your feelings T-shirt, fucked, history, history's verdict, lies, limerick, lying, poem, poet, poetry, sucked, sucks, Trump, Trump limerick, unfucked, verdictLeave a comment

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02/23/20: This Has Nothing to Do With Condoms, But Then Again It Sort of Does

February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 iambanapestbarge, condom, everybody is saying, HORSE, iron ore, limerick, McDonald's, Mickey D's, phalanx, poem, poet, poetry, pony, small hands, steed, Trojan, Trojan Horse, Trojan War, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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02/22/20: I Hardly Ever Get Out of the Golf Cart, So You Babes Better Be on Your Toes

February 22, 2020February 22, 2020 iambanapestass, butt, carrion, chafing, dead, Dead Golfer Strut, death, feast your eyes, flies, golf, heat rash, hindquarters, keister, ladies, limerick, mudflaps, opus posthumous, poem, poet, poetry, posterior, Trump, Trump limerick, two pigs fighting in a gunny sckLeave a comment

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